Manly contests of the week: Cheney vs Stalin...

I dont know what I would rather have, a waterboard bath or freezing to death in a Russian Gouloge. Honestly, Stalin was an evil man, Cheney just damn clever. This is a contest of braun vs. braun, though both were notorius schemers. Upon further review, I have to go with Cheney, this is man who literally almost doesnt have a heart (or not a functioning one at least),Stalin died in a pool of his own vomit. True Stalin killed more people, but I doubt this tyrannt had the ability to shoot somebody in the face with bird shot...then have the recipient apologize for being shot. Through and through, true blue American Cheney takes the cake!

Manly Boute of the Week: The Joker vs. The Joker

It is very rare that two men do such a good job playing the same part. This was the case with both Joker roles in Batman and The Dark Knight. Jack Nicholson brings a humurous and charismatic performance while Heath Ledger makes you wet your pants. The question is...who would win in a contest between these two super villians? For charm and pzazz, Jack Nicholson is definately the winner, but for true evil and fear nothing can beat Heath Ledger. That is why for this week's manly showdown I have to award it to Christopher Nolan's choice in 2008's The Dark Knight. Jack Nicholson is the greatest obsessive compulsive maniac though, Heath is just insane